Obsessive Compulsive Scandinavian Disorder.

They say the first step to getting better is by admitting you have a problem. 

I believe the first step is through the door at Danish label Ganni's new pop-up store in Shoreditch this August.

London, you're doing anything but trying to help with this psychological state of mind.

| Opening August 14 |

| Shop Ganni |

27° of undisturbed heat, a less than generous helping of Factor 30 and a beach towel big enough for two. 

Point in question - I tried. 

When tanning demotes itself to the very bottom of your beach break 'to do list', you'd better hope bare-footing it down the seafront after your fair share of champers suffices. And don't forget that bag of one too many hot doughnuts.

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside...

| Pleated PU Midi - Topshop |

Preparing for post-seasonal perturb with pre-seasonal pieces. 

I'm a poet and I didn't know it.

Although, that English honours may suggest otherwise...

How about another one?

There once was a man from Leeds...